What are you going to be for Halloween? Entitled!

If you're out of the loop, you'll probably think this is hyperbole.  Heck, I doubt many people took these parents person seriously int he first place.  Be assured, these people are serious, much to the laughter of places like reddit, demanding an entire neighborhood give out only candy that their children would not be allergic to.

Keep in mind, these are only the allergies of their children, people like me, who are allergic to ginger or coconut, aren't included.  The signs specifically state it's just their children everyone must pander to.

The signs, in bright orange, show no offer of compromise or even the word 'please'.   They merely say that the children have allergies and would be 'devastated to receive candy they couldn't eat', which should be a symptom of something bigger than an allergy if the child breaks down into tears over a candy the size of an adult's thumb.

Traditionally, children traded candy they didn't like, threw it in the trash, or donated it after parents sorted through what children had collected that night.

It has not been mentioned as to whether the bright orange signs posted over several blocks have attracted attention of other children who might seek revenge on the children whose parents recommended vegetables and fruit be handed out instead of candy.


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